Caption Contest for October 26, 2009

Worm wished the catipiller in front would sit down while the film was on

Paris Hilton decides whether to have a `night in`

STOP TRYING TO WORM YOUR WAY TO MY HEART!

Yeah and if we so much as have a glance at a womens tits we are sexist or even branded a pervert! We don't care really it's just unfair! LOVELY TITS!

Mary was a bit worried that her new Christmas Tree icicle
decorations would weigh the branches down a bit,but she was
well-impressed with this year's colours!

Presenting 'The Saddest Booth at Comic-Con'

Alien meircats invade American mall

Elton John was a regular donator to his local Oxfam shop.

Jordan "Gimme that pink one in XXXL" "Whadya mean I can't try it on in them changing rooms?"

The employee who suggested selling refurbished models was quickly given the sack...

Cameron Diaz plugging "The Box" (her latest movie)

Surveying the plaster-cast models she had made of recent 'conquests' Helen wondered whether the NHS drop-in centre was the best place to pick up guys.

Ken Russell's Snow White

Do these come with AC DC batteries too ?

Veronica realised that time travelling could have probably been better used than visiting 2152's Penises of the Universe exhibition

Those are Dil-donts.

What exactly do they think we are shaped like in there ?

Quimshot Joystick launched for Nintendo Wii

IKEA now officially stocks everything

Tennis Racket Handles, 2010 collection, by Jean Paul Gaultier.

Backstage at the forthcoming PIXAR movie 'WILLO THE WISP: 2010'

Mary had finally found that Hungry Caterpillar doll that her 5 year old niece wanted for Xmas

decisions decisions, the black one would take less cleaning but Icould find the green one easier in the dark...

decisions decisions, the black one would take less cleaning but Icould find the green one easier in the dark...

J. K. Rowling's thoughts were elsewhere when it donned on her how many horcrux there should be...