Caption Contest for December 01, 2009

yes I`ll upgrade your pc if you do something for me!

Margret was intrigued since Will asked about download capability.

Miss Amstrad 1978 – two floppy discs and a cert to go down on you...

I'd screw her

"Look into my eyes, not into the computer, into my eyes. Good, your under!"

Randall hadn't been able to enjoy any internet porn since Mrs Hopkirk had turned up.

I assume she's the boss because, she's giving him a big raise.

"Mother, if you think you are embarrassing me, you're not; now go away!"

"Dear RussianAmputeeBrides.com, I expected my wife to be to have a missing limb, not a penis removal..."

The sales pitch was wasted on this computer geek, he was hooked already!

"Upgrade to a better PC you fop-haired twat"

Type in MILF

So is this IT support 24-hour?

Margaret didn't get to sit next to Sir Alan just because of her business head.

Then suddenly it came to me; how about an office slapper panic button.

I’m a PC! Window 7 was my idea.

Do you like it over easy, or sunny-side-up?

Bill. Do you have enough RAM to do the job?

Mrs. Robinson it's 'casual dress' Friday, not 'casual sex' Friday.

Jeremy was alert to viruses, so he kept focused on his computer!

Office Junior thinks, "Never shit in your own back yard!" Office Manager thinks, "I hope he'll shit in my mouth..."

he thinks, never shit in your own back yard, she thinks i hope he'll shit in my mouth...

Mildred, when I said I'd like to be in a vintage cougar- I meant the car.