This is easy! It's hardly rocket salad!

The price of fresh produce,sure has escalated !!

I'll have the Seizure salad please.

Visual metaphor: A FOD Judge is sifting thru some stinking captions and votes, eliminating those that are no good.

I KNOW I DROPPED MY CONTACT IN HERE SOMEWHERE

This sure beats paying in the food court at the Mall

MacGyver, - out of control.

This is easy! It's hardly rocket salad!

HI IM SALLY THE SALAD SIFFTER, SIFTING THROUGH THE SALAD SIDEWAYS TO INSURE SOMEONES SALAD SANITY.

Pity makes me feel superior.

The man in blue was deeply grateful for his new red
hearing protection. He couldn´t bear the screams of pain,
caused by head of lettuce massacre, any longer.

I'm over here for shits and giggles,now I want
Bubbles and Squeaks.

Although the hours were long, the Bogie Recycling Centre paid it's employees well.

Is this a shit job or what!!?

Gay Dan thought he was doing his part for the gay community by working at the local produce plant tossing salad. Little did he know..........

This gives new meaning to the term, "tossing your salad."

Colin now wished he never suggested a window box.