Watch me, Dad. Watch me swim, Dad. Watch me, Dad. Dad. Dad. Watch me swim, Dad. DAD.

Watch me, Dad. Watch me swim, Dad. Watch me, Dad. Dad. Dad. Watch me swim, Dad. DAD.

So, what about sex with the Rex?

SIR! Allow me to point out that this is the naturist area.

Steve loved spending Tuesdays facing the wrong way at the beach. But this particular Tuesday had a surprise in store for him...

Excuse me SIR! Don´t you know it´s rude to occupy
a reserved beach lounger?

Dino was still a little nervous about going in after watching "Jaws" the night before.

Relax Rex!

If Jurassic Park had been a UK television production...

On holiday with the family. Just can't seem to get the little monsters to keep their trunks on.

Dino Man's impression of Ursula Andress didn't have quite the same appeal.

I can't wait for the Primeval Summer Special!

Despite only having rudimentary forearms, Dino had mastered the front crawl.

Swift justice: Offline Predator meets Online Predator.

FUCKING HUMANS THEY THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE. I WOZ HERE
FIRST!

Colin chose the deck chair because no matter how he tried, he could'nt get comfortable on his new blow-up lilo

Alcoholic holiday makers DT's were about to get a whole lot
worse.

"This will keep the beach-bullies away.....Nobody's gonna kick sand in MY face!"

I can't stop using prostitutes.

With a hungry new swimming partner, David Walliams expects to break the cross-Channel record.

Winston scoffs at leash laws on the beach.

Using the green baseball cap to disguise himself as a vegetable was a stroke of genius. Kev's life was spared.

Dorset's Jurassic coast is pretty dull, thought Geoff, just before his head was bitten off.

Man flesh!!!!

Duh Duh, Duh Duh,Duh Duh. I love to listen to the waves hit the shore.
funny tho they sound strange today. Must be the weather

The evolution of Comedy. From stand up to cyber lay-about.