Well, hello man, take the coat off that snowman For Frosty's begining to thaw. If you give me head, there's no need to spread, By now you should know a blowjob can't be beat! I'll be stoned for Christmas, If only in my dreams. When I'm driving, or when my mind wanders, sometimes I make up stupid, dirty lyrics to songs. Some may find them offensive, but that is how they came out. That's how you suck on my cock! He'll grin and bare it. Play and Listen jingle bell rock a favorite and popular christmas song loved by all sing along to jingle bell rock lyrics with our love to sing kids fill your home with the joy of Jingle Bell Rock With Lyrics Christmas Songs and Carols Children Love to Sing Mp3 By Christmas Songs and Carols - Love to Sing Publish 2016-10-27 Play and Listen enjoy jingle bell rock popular christmas carols for kids with lyrics traditional christmas song by geethanjali videos jingle bells rock jingle bell Jingle Bell Rock - Popular Christmas Carols with Lyrics - Top Christmas Song Mp3 By Geethanjali Kids - Rhymes and Stories Publish 2015-12-08.
Santa's devotion, I've got a notion to give you the shirt off my back. Take my shaft by its pace, stuff the whole thing in your face! It's all for one, and one for all with a Full Frontal Christmas this year Christmas this year. I believe I can soar! My mom slapped me at the grocery store! Songsterr tab archive is collaboratively built and maintained by your fellow music lovers. R Kelly I believe I can fly! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. Tell your friend Veronica, its time to celebrate Hanukah! We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby, Harrison Fords a quater Jewish! Contribute to Jingle Bell Rock Tab! Look at this shit, isn't it neat? Or you will not stay dry Unzip your fly Because if you do not You'll wind up with a spot Of urine on your thigh If you want to stay dry Unzip your fly Too many men Forget this simple rule Every now and then They'll wind up in a pool Wetness on your groin Really isn't cool On that, you can rely So listen to me, mate When e'er you urinate You know I wouldn't lie! Here's a few improved college fight songs: Berkeley: The dirty Golden Bear Is losing all his hair His teeth are out He's got the gout He don't know what it's all about.
Logs on the fire, I've got a desire for things you can bring in your sack. This songs way too long! Not dirty, but not one you sing in front of Grandma. How about a little Elvis? From McDonald's or Burger King! Not a creature stirring in the house. So drink your gin and tonicah, and smoke your marajuanica! The quarterback forgot to pee. We're going to have a Full Frontal Christmas this year. Which reminds me of a song my sister and I made up you won't hear this one on Barney! Now that you eat my meat, I'll never have to beat my meat, Thanks for strokin' my, Thanks for lickin' my, Thanks for suckin' my cock!!! Dingleberry, dingleberry, dingleberry dump Comes out in balls, not just a big lump Sitting, and grunting, and cutting a fart While you're waiting for your dump to start Dingleberries, dingleberries, dingleberries drop Into the bowl, they make a ker-plop Sink to the bottom while you're sitting there On your derriere Well your pot time is when you've got time To read a magazine Have some fun there, and when you're done there Use some paper to wipe it clean Into the bathroom, sit on the seat Cover it with your rump When those turdlets drop out so neat That's a dingleberry dump Just thought of another one I made up years ago.
I think he still plays a limited circuit-saw him in Philly about 15 years ago out in university city at the old Chestnut Cabaret. Christmas Eve will find me, Where the bong light gleams. We'll have smokes, And whiskey cokes, And reefer 'round the tree. All I wanted was some onion rings! Sort of like: 'A funny thing happened to me on the way over here today. Put on you yarmakah, its time for Hannukah, the owners of the Seattle supersonikahs, celebrate Hanukah! With your help, we can build a collection of accurate tabs for every imaginable song out there. Faster now, deeper now, into your throat, The secret is not to choke! Looking around here, you'd think Sure, she's done everything I've got dildoes and vibrators a-plenty I've got nipple-clips and butt-plugs galore You want ball gags? Santa's bring the whole North Pole.
It's gonna be a Full Frontal Christmas this year Christmas this year. I've got twenty But who cares? Sung to the tune of Deck The Halls: 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la I'm in the kitchen screwing Moly Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la Oh, no! And this shall mark the third time I've made reference to this dirty version of Jingle Bell Rock in one of these annual Holiday Season Song-Parody Threads. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun Now the jingle hop has begun Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square In the frosty air What a bright time, it's the right time To rock the night away Jingle bell time is a swell time To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet Jingle around the clock Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet That's the jingle bell rock Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bell chime in jingle bell time Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square In the frosty air What a bright time, it's the right time To rock the night away Jingle bell time is a swell time To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh. I believe I can fall! The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big one they called itchy womby. .
Anyone can submit error reports, contribute new tabs and make changes to existing ones. Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Johnny, those are sick, perverted, and disgusting. Sung to If I Only Had A Brain: I thought that we'd be lovers And play beneath the covers And then she cut a fart I was engaged in cunnilingus How could she do a thing like this? Slurp it up, lick it up, don't ever stop, swallow every last drop! Some people think, Ebaniser Scrooge is, well he's not but geuss who is? I don't think I've ever had one of my song parodies stick around very long though. Here comes her Uncle Gerald! Okay, that one wasn't dirty. I slept with my uncle Bob somebody snitched on me I gave my priest his 1st blow job somebody snitched on me I got you drunk and you pissed your pants I made Johnny eat red ants I whacked off my cousin Lance somebody snitched on me repeat 1st verse I golden showered my nephew Joe somebody snitched on me I gave the baby her 1st dildo somebody snitched on me I 69'd my neighbor Lou I even did his brother too Then I smoked me a big bamboo somebody snitched on me. He went down like a sack of potatoes. Stanford not sure if this their fight song Oh, it's beer, beer, beer That makes you want to cheer On the farm, on the farm It's beer, beer, beer That makes you want to cheer On the Leland Stanford Junior Farm My eyes are dim I cannot see I have not brought my specs with me! Sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas: Once a good king went to sea And his name was Wencel He ate oysters so that he Could 'put lead in his pencil' Buggering the cabin boy King Wencel found dandy Wencel was a goodly king But a trifle ra-an-dy! So many Jews are rich o' biz, Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is! Jingle Bell Rock Parody Suck on my cock Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock, It's the first time for you, so here's what you do, Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care, Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair.
Took off my sweater, it's virgin wool. How could she cut a fart? I hate you, You hate me, We're a dysfunctional family, With great big kick And a slap from me to you, Won't you say you hate me too! I'm hoping for a Full Frontal Christmas this year Christmas this year. Reach for my, grab for my, pull out my cock, You can do it with ease, just get on your knees. Now you know the fare of John Valby, a. David Lee Roth, lights the Menorah, so do James Konkirk Dougalas and the late Diana Shora, Geuss who eats together at the Carnagi Deli, Bosher from Shanana and Arthur Fonza Relli! When you feel like the only kid in town, without a Christmas tree, Here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me! Typically they're not very dirty, or if they are it is all double entendres so I can sneak the meaning past the kids. It's gonna be a Full Frontal Christmas this year Christmas this year.
Over the river and through the woods to the whore house we will go. And you're not the only one who does this. Clearly, you're my kinda guy. You don't need Deck the Halls or The Jingle Bell Rock, cause you can spin a dradle with Captian Kirk and Mr. They have to pay the referee.