My agent said I don't have enough presence. I was with a girl. Look at it out there. The thing is, in the original film, what they did, they had an animatronic shark. What you've got there is an inflatable. Hey, listen, you don't think my accent was too strong in that first scene, do you? There may be appearances from Andi Peters as Mr T in Rocky too.
The first series began transmission on 6 May 2017 at 9:15pm. We planned to do a similar thing by filming in sunny South Africa, but we couldn't do that, could we, Patrick? Just getting some online content for Instagram. Oh, thank God, thank God, I'm so pleased you're here. It's the hottest day of the year and the beach is packed. Who's gonna look after my kids? What were the trickiest films to re-create for The Keith And Paddy Picture Show? It looks good though, don't it, yeah? The thing about a shark, Chief they got lifeless eyes, black eyes like a doll's eyes. I did FaceTime him when I was dressed as Sarah Connor and he said I looked stunning! We've hired some shark spotters - Are you going to close the beaches? I'm gonna say it, Paddy, I think it were better than t'original. Four days we were in the water hopin' an' prayin' to be saved, but what we didn't know, Chief, is that no-one was comin' to save us.
Paddy McGuinness and Keith Lemon are going all-out for their new movie parody show. What are the odds of that? Look, Paddy, no offence or anything, but are you sure Keith's the right man to be in charge of the shark? What could possibly go wrong? Incredibly, they did it in one take,. Starring as Adrian, as Apollo Creed, Stefan Kopiecki as the Russian General and as Mr. So they head out on his boat to hunt down the shark. We'll put this in front of a camera and it will look big whilst Paul, in ratio, will look small.
Want up-to-the-minute entertainment and tech news? Paddy will step into the ring as the Italian Stallion to battle Apollo Creed Marvin Humes and Mr T Andi Peters , with his loving wife Adrian Anna Friel in his corner. The party trick gave Keith bruises on his thighs, while Paddy says he got sore arms. Just hit 'Like' on our and 'Follow' on our and you're all set. A committed performance there by Stephen Tompkinson. Our mission had been so secret no-one even knew we were there. Ermyou do, for example, always try and make your fellow actors feel comfortable. Did you ever kiss someone while on a date at the cinema? I mean, I've been in front of a camera now, on and off, for over 30 years now.
It's really good, he's done loads of stuff. There's a sweet little Keith Lemon doll, I guess that says a couple of phrases when you pull the string. Realistic mechanical shark, easy peasy, lemon squeezy. I already had some plans. It's really clever, how it works. They didn't see the first shark for about half an hour.
Nice to meet yo I used to love you on the show with the tigers and the Corrie bird. Bit more vigour next time. It ain't gonna be easy, aye, chasin' tommycod around the pond I'll take him, but it'll cost ya. I know what you're saying, but he's not as thick as he looks. That was a tattoo that I had removed. On our way home, a Japanese sub took a dislike to us, sank three torpedoes into our side. They should have closed the beach for longer than 24 hours.
That's why I called for the meeting today, so Chief Brody here can let us know how he plans to deal with the situation. Hey, I tried everything to get on that plane. Yeah, well done, De Niro! Paddy: For Jaws, we bought a 30ft shark off the internet, which looked absolutely amazing. Did they enjoy it at all? How can I get you started? Jaws: Stephen Tompkinson as Quint and Paddy McGuinness as Brody Bizarrely, the scene was filmed in a freezing cold hut in a shooting range, which one can only imagine must have dampened the atmosphere considerably. Hey, I've sorted the shark business out. But this new series will be accompanied by mockumentary-style behind-the-scenes footage.
Now they will reprise those roles with Keith pulling on a pink dress and wig as Baby while Paddy will be quiffed up to once again become Johnny. Y And that'll be all sea and stuff. No, I was just wondering how we're going to employ it on this. So you know about forced perspective. No one knew what was happening, she was skilled. Anyway, none of that worked, so we had to film the following beach scene in Southend, in January! That's what I tell Paddy all the time. She was like a magician.