Watch me, Dad. Watch me swim, Dad. Watch me, Dad. Dad. Dad. Watch me swim, Dad. DAD.

FUCKING HUMANS THEY THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE. I WOZ HERE
FIRST!

Colin chose the deck chair because no matter how he tried, he could'nt get comfortable on his new blow-up lilo

Man flesh!!!!

Duh Duh, Duh Duh,Duh Duh. I love to listen to the waves hit the shore.
funny tho they sound strange today. Must be the weather

The evolution of Comedy. From stand up to cyber lay-about.

Dorset's Jurassic coast is pretty dull, thought Geoff, just before his head was bitten off.

Cheggers shuns beach pest

Watch me, Dad. Watch me swim, Dad. Watch me, Dad. Dad. Dad. Watch me swim, Dad. DAD.

Relax Rex!

SIR! Allow me to point out that this is the naturist area.

Terry was absolutely shocked to find irrevocable evidence of the Loch Ness Human.

Dino Man's impression of Ursula Andress didn't have quite the same appeal.

Winston scoffs at leash laws on the beach.

Alcoholic holiday makers DT's were about to get a whole lot
worse.

Excuse me SIR! Don´t you know it´s rude to occupy
a reserved beach lounger?

I can't wait for the Primeval Summer Special!

Steve loved spending Tuesdays facing the wrong way at the beach. But this particular Tuesday had a surprise in store for him...

Using the green baseball cap to disguise himself as a vegetable was a stroke of genius. Kev's life was spared.

If Jurassic Park had been a UK television production...

"This will keep the beach-bullies away.....Nobody's gonna kick sand in MY face!"

I can't stop using prostitutes.

With a hungry new swimming partner, David Walliams expects to break the cross-Channel record.

Welcome to the beach at Weston-Super-Nightmare.

So, what about sex with the Rex?

Despite only having rudimentary forearms, Dino had mastered the front crawl.